Total Medals Earned: 181 (From 21 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,890 Points
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/55 points)
who's there?
you know how it goes
literally
had one too many
get a grip man
finish a project in less than 27 commands
go two levels deep
finish a flash project
Medals Earned: 2/3 (75/175 points)
Save the princess!
Kill over 100 enemies.
Reach the princess without losing any health.
Medals Earned: 4/11 (70/395 points)
Finished Level 2
Finished Level 1
Finished level 3 and Defeated Boss 1.
Finished Level 4
Finished Level 7
Finished Level 5
Finished Level 6 and Defeated Boss 2.
Finished Level 10 and Defeated Boss 3.
Finished Level 9
Finished Level 8
Completed the game.
Medals Earned: 1/32 (10/500 points)
You become Saint Awesome!
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/305 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Because the chicken was waiting for it on the other side.
Get the "Pope" class (10 stars).
Achieve a perfect score (300).
Complete the game without the use of hints.
Unlock all the paintings in the gallery.
On Master difficulty, complete the game in no more than 60 seconds AND achieve a pope ranking.
Beat the game four times without closing it.
Medals Earned: 4/21 (45/380 points)
The sound of silence...
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Chicks before dicks.
Proven to double your chances!
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 4/14 (25/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Far Right Smoosh
Far Left Hit
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 8/17 (200/525 points)
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Nuke Sydney
Take down the UFO
Take down the Airbus A380
Crush 10 kayaks
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Take down the sailplane
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 9 horses
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Medals Earned: 5/9 (50/90 points)
Talk to your brother.
Get the axe.
Pull the switch.
Burn down all the houses.
That was a weird game.
Try to enter the house.
Visit my world wide website.
Talk to the suspicious caravan.
Cut down all of the trees.
Medals Earned: 7/16 (225/495 points)
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Best your friend.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Find it.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
See everything you shouldn't see.